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5:02 Near-Death Experience danisnotonfire 132,173 views 1 day ago I shouldn't be alive. Dan's possibly biblically induced misadventures in traffic, lunch time and BLOODY 2FT LONG BLAZING MACHETES click here to check you are subscribed to...
3:59 How To Procrastinate LIKE A PRO danisnotonfire 382,878 views 2 weeks ago WARNING: This video is in no way helpful if you want to succeed at anything in life. click here to tweet this video! http://clicktotweet.com/25hkW remember to tell me how ...
4:49 What not to do In Town danisnotonfire 375,731 views 1 month ago The things NO ONE SHOULD EVER DO in town/at the mall/your local watering hole, some awkward things Dan does, and some people that genuinely scare him. Enjoy :D click here ...
10:06 How To Speak Northern danisnotonfire 337,001 views 1 month ago Edutainment!! Dan and the rest of the world learn of the wonders and HORRORS of Northern England. Enjoy :D here is Charlie's original video if you are one of the 3 people...
5:10 The Airport Incident danisnotonfire 322,231 views 2 months ago Dan's recent airport experience of embarrassment, genocide, frozen bread and anal probing. SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY R.I.P crappy Sony Vaio. T-shirts! http://districtlines....
5:35 What not to do at the Cinema danisnotonfire 466,150 views 2 months ago The don'ts and PLEASE, PLEASE DON'Ts of going to the cinema. as reminisced by Dan. Do you guys have any funny cinema stories? Tell me in the comments!! :D or leave a vi...
6:20 How I Got Fired danisnotonfire 364,205 views 3 months ago Dan's facepalmingly awkward yet funny-to-laugh-at adventures in customer service. fml. everything I say in this video is true! ..except that I've probably killed about 1...
6:59 Sexy Internet Dating danisnotonfire 372,430 views 3 months ago Sexy guinea pig action has come to town! to spoil everyone's (mostly) innocent romantic internet dating fun this Valentines. trololol I saw some things I cannot unsee. a...
4:05 DIE EMO SCUM danisnotonfire 279,090 views 4 months ago Emo 14 year old Dan relives his tales of failure and 2012 Dan gives wonderful mathematical insight into the world of YouTube. ..and humps a box All the stories in this w...
4:38 LEFT HANDEDISM danisnotonfire 288,832 views 4 months ago Left handed discrimination suffered by Dan throughout his life. TSHIRTS! - http://districtlines.com/danisnotonfire It's all true. (apart from the graphic violence) are y...

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